The Writer also known as…

Vaughn Ashby

Did you know About pages are among the most frequently visited pages on the whole damn internet, I have zero facts to back up that claim, who cares. You’re here because maybe you’re a reader or maybe you’re a super fan who likes to send topless photos to their favourite authors or maybe you work in law enforcement and you’re collecting evidence or maybe you just took a wrong turn in trying to find the internet porn you’ve heard people talking about. If it’s the last option then just go back to google and type the word PORN in, honestly i’m not sure how you got this lost, if you’re any of the others I’ll assume you are here to learn more about myself, the wonder, the disappointment, that guy that is Vaughn Ashby . If that is what you’re looking for then this is the right place, so hold on to your tits and chips (is that a saying??? if not it is now!)

So, what the fuck is Vaughn Ashby all about? What is it that Vaughn Ashby does? What is Vaughn Ashby thinking about right now??? Well probably Movies, Alcohol, Tattoos and Boobs… oh and writing, Reading and stories lots and lots of stories. If you like any of those you are in the right place, so stick around grab a drink, book or boob let Uncle Ashby tell you more about himself. People are suppose to like talking about themselves right? I can’t fucking stand it.

Where to start? Well, My mom says i’m a god writer… only kidding, i don’t believe she’s ever read anything i’ve ever wrote. Not because she doesn’t care (she does) but because I’m not sure she’d approve of the content in my books, let alone the language.

My old lady (aka The Trophy Wife) on the other hand seems to dig my shit. In fact she’s probably fixed all the spelling mistakes on this page. She’s supportive as fuck and hot too!

So what lead me, Vaughn Ashby, to writing? Well, first I feel like we know each other my better now since the top of the page so you can call me Ash. Second, I’ve always loved stories. Since I was a little man I’ve been making up new stories with my toy Ghostbusters and Ninja Turtles. I learned a lot about plot, context and character by watching movies that were way to old for me down in my parents basement at night.

I have a secret to tell you. Well it’s not really a secret, I tell anyone who might read something i’ve written. I suck at spelling. I have always has a shit of a putting the right letter together. From kindergarten to University i’m pretty sure my spelling didn’t improve much at all. But lucky for me spell check was invented and writing become a possibility.

At this point I feel like we’re becoming friends, that or I have some gas. Either way, if you’ve read all of this then I’ll allow you to sign up to the Uncle Ash mailing list.

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Now that you’ve agreed to give me your sole and topless photos by signing up I can stop trying so here are a couple things I think are cool…

  • True Detective
  • The Leftovers
  • Mr Robot
  • Rick and Morty
  • Westworld
  • Alan Wake
  • Lost
  • Battlestar Galactica
  • Fringe
  • John Dies at the End
  • X-files
  • Stranger Things
  • World War Z (The Book)
  • Preacher
  • The Expanse (The Books)
  • Assassins creed
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Cloud Atlas
  • Firefly
  • Ghostbusters
  • Inception
  • Back to the Future
  • Interstellar
  • 14
  • Halo
  • Red Dead Redemption
  • Portal
  • Minecraft
  • Slaughterhouse-Five
  • Last of Us
  • The Martian
  • Mass Effect
  • Californication
  • Coherence
  • Zombies, lots and lots of Zombies
  • oh and of course Alcohol, Tattoos and Boobs